the irony of it...

a tale must be told of an unfortunate event for Tif,
her peachy clogs,
her morning plate of chocolate spread on toast,
her glass of orange juice,
the world cup
and
a rogue apron neck loop lurking with intent...
yes indeed,
the tale must be told
but not today

she will be back as soon as her 'owies' are healed ~ Tif